A friend was telling me about his worst dating experience last week .... and it wasn't pretty.
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Long story short, it ended with him climbing out a woman's window naked and driving home in nothing but his socks.
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He'd scarpered from a drunk, aggressively horny, middle-aged woman who kept a tomahawk in her toilet and knives scattered through the house.
From all accounts, his online date sounded terrifying, but then he was faced with what he'd tell the police if he was pulled over.
We've all had those dates that are so bad they become funny with time. So in the spirit of Valentine's Day next week (bah humbug), let's share them and enjoy a laugh together.