YspeopleExplore tab

Ripper dad jokes get a laugh


Thumb edited 20151127 201639

About maxi


Here's my pick of some of the best dad jokes on the internet, in honour of Father's Day.

1. “What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.”

2. “A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’”

3. “5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.”

4. “What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1”

5. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!

6. "Last night I dreamt I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted!''

7. "What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in front of your door? Matt." 

8. "What do you call a man with no arms and no legs wiggling in a pile of leaves? Russel."

9. 'Waitress: careful, that plate is hot!'  Dad: 'It's ok, so am I.'

10. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Banner 2

Message board

Derek, 16 days ago:
I am great
George, 16 days ago:
What's up Thomas?
George, 17 days ago:
Messages are now updated in real time on other browsers.
Thomas, 17 days ago:
Hello
Thomas, about 2 months ago:
Great!
DJC, about 2 months ago:
Groovy!
George, about 2 months ago:
Message board active from June 2018

Have your say!

Your Great Australians

Trending stories
When it comes to great bloggers you can connect with, this list has you covered.

20 mature bloggers worth following

Looking for Australian...

(Entertainment & Culture) Over 1 year ago
Many people let desire for something, such as a god, colour their assessment of the evidence.

Try wishing upon a proven star

''Never let a wish become...

(Headlines) Over 1 year ago

Ripper dad jokes get a laugh

Here's my pick of some of...

(Love & Relationships) Almost 2 years ago
Who's worse, member unions or business? Picture: Supplied.

Are unions as bad as business?

Employer unions, employee...

16 days ago
The Perfect Mattress According to your Star Sign - Bedworks.

The perfect mattress for your star sign. Part 2

In this second part of our...

(Health & Beauty) 3 months ago
Weekly Poll
Photographic memories
Hizgg0vzzqvwc9xicknk
It's 35 years since the Ash Wednesday bushfires in South Australia and Victoria claimed 75 lives and more than 2500 buildings.